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Friday, December 16, 2011

Porn Reviews: Issue 2.17

By Tony James and Tuck Manning

Suited for Sex
3 stars
Raging Stallion 


Cast: Angelo Marconi, Tom Wolfe, Jesse Santana, Dominic Sol, Marc Dylan, Shay Michaels and Steve Vex

Synopsis: Here’s one for those into guys who are dressed for the office but ready to get down and dirty. There are few things hotter than a sexy, beefy guy in a suit and tie with a hard-on protruding from his pants. But while we had the highest of hopes for this film—being huge fans of suit-and-tie sex ourselves—we have to admit that we were a tad underwhelmed. Suited for Sex does something you don’t see often in porn—some of the scenes start off with the guys already going at it, say with Tom Wolfe’s head already buried in a hairy bubble butt. While that could be really hot, we found ourselves missing out on what we missed. Who knew we were actually into foreplay?

Must-See Scene: It’s undeniable that Raging Stallion picked a great group of guys for Suited for Sex. None of the scenes lack muscle, good looks or throbbing cock. So much so that it’s hard to pick a favorite scene—also, each scene seems to take place on the same couch in the same warehouse, so in our minds, each of these hot pairings kinda melds into the others. Still, how can you go wrong with pairing Tom Wolfe with anyone, or huge-cocked Jesse Santana for that matter?


Out in Public #3
5 stars
Big Daddy

Cast:
Eight attractive ‘unknowns’

Synopsis: If you’re not familiar with this series of films—or the site by the same name—you should know this: despite the fact that these scenes are obviously scripted, they’re still hot as hell, especially for those into exhibitionist porn. Each scene involves ‘guy number one’ walking around the streets/store/sex shop/etc. with a camera guy. Lo and behold, they run into ‘guy number two.’ The two guys then proceed to do the dirty—and we’re talking full-on butt sex—right in public, where there’s a good chance they could get caught. Often the scene ends with the guys actually getting ‘caught’ by a bystander (or the shop owner), whose face is blurred.

Must-See Scene: While each of the four scenes is hot and will get the deed done (if you know what I mean), the first one has to be seen to be believed. The camera guy and ‘guy number one’ are browsing a local grocery store, where they run into a really cute guy browsing the cat food aisle. Things go down right in the store, and after the guys get caught with their pants around their ankles and a penis in a mouth, they move things to the parking lot, where the guys have sex against a car and on the ground. The scene ends with a massive to-the-face cumshot. Wowza!



The Best of Trevor Knight
5 stars
Falcon Anthology Series


Cast:
Trevor Knight, Derrick Vinyard, Maxx Diesel, Matthew Mayfair, Jason Crew, Duncan Princo, Barrett Long, Tommy Blade, Antonio Madiera, Carter Longway, Roman Heart, Trent Atkins, Christian Owen, Kyle Pierce, Conner O’Reily, Jake Woods and Blake Stein

Synopsis: You can most likely guess what you’re getting with this film. The Falcon Anthology Series does a great job of compiling different porn superstars’ best scenes from throughout the years. While Trevor Knight might not have been in the biz quite as long as some of the other featured guys, his cute face, huge cock and wrist tattoos have most definitely earned him a place up top. For those unfamiliar with Knight—get with it! (And is it just us, or have you never watched a scene featuring this porn demigod where he didn’t tongue a bottom’s ass? Just something we’ve noticed.)

Must-See Scene: For us, the scene worth going back to is from Overtime, and features Knight and Kyle Pierce. What can we say? Any doctor-patient scene is pretty much enough to get our rocks off, often more than once. Knight plays the doctor giving Pierce a full-on physical in this scene, and as you probably guessed, the scene ends with both guys butt-naked in the doctor’s office, and a huge wad on Pierce’s body. After watching this scene, we made a doctor’s appointment right away!


Hot Tricks, Hot Dicks
4 stars
Cocksure Men

Cast: Leo Giamani, Parker London, Dakota Rivers, Steven Daigle, Lucas Knowles, Devin Draz and Brandon Bangs

Synopsis: Without a real concept or plot behind Hot Tricks, Hot Dicks, you might think there was nothing special about this film. But this is proof that you don’t always need a high-concept plot to make a f*ck film worth watching. Sometimes all you need is a bed with clean sheets, a couple condoms, a bottle of lube and two hot motherf*ckers to pound each other out. I mean, there’s not a gay man alive who’s gonna complain about watching Parker London take it in the ass courtesy of the gorgeous Leo Giamani.

Must-See Scene: You’ll be happy with any of the four scenes on this film, but we’d like to draw attention to the film’s first scene, featuring Steven Daigle (who you may remember from the show Big Brother—or from the gut-wrenching interview he gave this mag earlier this year) and Dakota Rivers (a hot guy who we’ve actually never noticed before). It’s a hot scene for sure, with Daigle seeming to always embody the role of ‘bronco-riding cowboy with a filthy mind.’ Seriously, don’t even think about bringing him home to Mom—at least not if you two are going to be spending the night in her adjacent guest bedroom. He’s nothing but trouble!

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