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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Porn Reviews: Issue 2.18

By Tony James and Tuck Manning

WOODSHOP
Raging Stallion
4 stars

Cast:
Trent Locke, Roman Heart, Angelo Marconi, Damien Drake, Tom Wolfe, Samuel Colt, Morgan Black and Steve Vex

Synopsis: Here’s a location you haven’t seen featured in many porn flicks—a woodshop (which you most likely guessed). Watch a group of hot, beefy men suck cock, eat butt and pound ass while surrounded by sawdust and power tools. (Insert ‘wood’ joke here.) The films ranks up there with other Raging Stallion films, which never disappoint. The studio knows how to pick from its roster, and they feature a great group of guys here. It was nice to see Roman Heart in a Raging Stallion flick (possible now that Falcon and RS have merged), surrounded by a bunch of hairy dudes. And it’s always nice to see Trent Locke take it up the ass. He’s nice and furry in Woodshop, beard and all. And in case you were curious, he just might have the hairiest ass in the biz.

Must-See Scene: Like we said, it was nice to see Roman Heart in a scene with a real man as opposed to a young twink type. In Woodshop, Heart gets plowed by Morgan Black, a hottie who is nothin’ but man. After the foreplay, watch as Black pounds Heart’s ass with his gorgeous curved cock. And you’ll know for sure that Heart is enjoying it, evidenced by his excessive moaning throughout the scene. Lucky guy.

Unglory Hole #2
Big Daddy

5 stars
Cast: Eight unknown guys, a couple women and some cock-s*cking pros

Synopsis: Like all films by the Big Daddy studio, Unglory Hole #2 goes for documentary-style realness—and while it never really comes off as being unscripted or ‘real,’ it doesn’t matter because each scene is hot as hell. Eight different ‘straight’ guys—some more convincing than others, and some really damn convincing—head to one of those sex store megaplexes, where they’ve been told they’ll get a free blowjob from a hot chick. Once the guys step into one of the arcade booths, a sexy lady is there to meet them and promise them some of the best head of their life. Of course, what they can’t see is the woman switch places with a gay dude, who sucks off the straight guys to completion. Once the deed is done, the straight guy heads home never the wiser.

Must-See Scene: Each of the eight scenes are worth a look, and you’ll be able to tell from the chapter menu which of the eight guys is more your type. Our favorites? The super cocky Italian guy (clearly one of the ‘actually straight’ guys), who spouts out some sexy Italian phrases before getting his uncut cock sucked nicely. Also the 24-year-old frat boy who is shy as hell but gets the deed done all the same. He’s downright adorable, and we’ve never seen someone so excited to get a little head.



The Porne Ultimatum/ The Porne Identity
Dirty Bird Pictures
5 stars

Cast:
Brent Corrigan, Kaden Saylor, Devin Moss, Thomas, Elijah, Spencer, Cash, Chaz, DJ, Gage, Levi, Kasey, Seth, Colin, Mason Wyler, Barrett Long and Brant Moore

Synopsis: Some of us need a plot to get off. Others don’t always need a plot, but sometimes it’s an added bonus. For those looking for a story with their naked dudes f*cking, this “Chason Porne Series” is right up your alley. You’re probably already familiar with this story, as it’s a parody of the Bourne flicks that Matt Damon made so popular. In these films, Chason Porne wakes up from a coma and has no clue who he is, so he’s on a mission to find out. It turns out there are people out to kill him—but even better, there are also people out to f*ck him. Sure, the dialogue is pretty bad, and most of the performances are of the same vein, but let’s not forget what we’re watching here—a porn flick. Kaden Saylor, who plays Chason Porne, is a hot newby, and you’ll love watching him top half the guys on the cast, including Brent Corrigan and Mason Wyler.

Must-See Scene: Our favorite scene of the two films has to be the one that has huge-cocked Barrett Long pounding the hell out of Mason Wyler. Long’s character in the film is the cocky asshole he’s gotten used to playing, and he doesn’t take it easy on Wyler’s poor mouth and hole. Plus, as an added bonus, after Long gets off, Wyler hits him with a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious. That’s one way to end a hot sex session...

Backroom Exclusive Videos Volume 26
Hot House
5 stars

Cast:
Topher Dimaggio, Riley Price, Logan Scott, Trent Diesel, John Magnum, Kyle Quinn, Cole Streets, JR Matthews, Diego Torres and Jake Austin

Synopsis: Volumes of Hot House’s Backroom Exclusives feature nothing but the crème de la crème of the studio’s online scenes. You’re getting nothing but the best here, with this particular volume featuring locker room and gym scenes—”dominant coaches, sex-crazed personal trainers and aggressive teammates who show younger, more inexperienced guys how to bend over and take it up the ass like a champ.” ‘Nuff said.

Must-See Scene: The chemistry between Cole Streets and JR Matthews is practically palpable. These guys’ scene is hot as f*ck, and you’re sure to love it. JR Matthews is definitely the silent type, and he doesn’t say much in this scene—but then, when you’re busy taking a cock, you don’t really need to. Cole Streets is aggressive and sensual at the same time, making him the perfect sex partner. Call us, Cole!

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